British History and Traditions should not be forgotten . Sunday Roasts , The Queens speech on Christmas day accompanied by sprouts and mince pies , P G Tips , The British justice system ( I'm particularly keen ) , The armed forces , dislike of immigrants , our national dish of course "chicken vindaloo and pilau rice" , a particular favourite of mine , Shakespeare and The Beatles of course , Fucking your best pals wife , Pubs which are without doubt the best in the world , cream teas , Harry Potter , gardening on a Sunday afternoon , DIY every bank holiday , The sport of Kings , horse racing , cricket , The boat race , Wimbledon but that enough about tennis for today although I'd love to chat some more on the subject , Summer holidays in Bournemouth or Clacton, and not forgetting the biggest football club in the universe Manchester United , hooliganism . Darts , how could I forget the sport closest to my heart and the inbred freakish British Bull Dog , always born by cesarean section .

We the British are steeped in tradition and history and as a true Englishman am rightly proud , I say Englishman as the only tradition the Welsh seem responsible for is sheep shagging and the Scots , haggis which I sampled in Edinburgh and thoroughly enjoyed with a wee dram of whisky . Lived in Ireland for a year and think they invented the potatoe but I'll have to check that out , oh and invented Potcheen , lets not expand , bloody strong and evil .